This is Sal and Mitzi's famous sitcom "The Cleveland Steamers". This is the pilot episode.
SAL LIEBERMAN-BIO
From: "Rubbin The Right Way"
by Oscar Eloe McGruff
Sal Lieberman is a familiar face, to fans of entertainment, thanks to his work in some of the most beloved shows known to man.
He is known throughout the country as a comedian and master impressionist. He has appeared on countless
television shows, have made hit records and had a sit-com pilot in the '70's called "The Cleveland Steamers".
He also wrote a very important one man show called "Don't Blame Me I'm Not From Here".
The show was about nothing, and it centered around a bar with a has-been baseball star, and a group of friends living in a hip apartment in New York City.
Sal and his wife of many, many, many months, perform year-round and have performed on the Carlton Walters Show, Who's Whine Is It Anyways, and in many comedy festivals.
Their hit off broadway show "Rubbin The Right Way", also the name of their international smash biograhy, earned them "Best Comedy Duo"
by the Akron Picayune and won them praise from fans far and wide. In 1986, Sal Leiberman took a swing at a cop and was arrested and sentenced to community service. The judge
thought it would be a "good" idea if he hosted a kids show. Sal, named the show, "Shut Yer Trap" because
he loves kids sooooo much.
The Theme Song To Shut Yer Trap.
Sal Lieberman is a member of The Knights of Columbus, and hosts the popular "Kiss My Schnnitzel" at The Blue Room Casino in Pikesville Ohio.
He has had a life affair with "the tracks" and sometimes considers upstate New York his home. He is married but now considers the act immoral.
Sal, recorded a hit song "Destiny Ends With Tiny" in 1961.
MITZI LIEBERMAN-BIO
From: "Rubbin The Right Way"
by Oscar Eloe McGruff
Mitzi Hyman Hyhpen Klein Leiberman is a performer.
She was born in "Nineteen Hundred-And-It's None of Your Fucking Business". She was raised by working class parents in "The Stinky Peach"
now known as The New York City. It was her experience in a Catskills summer camp that changed her life and brought her center stage.
Mitzi attended the "Isaac J. Berlin's Summer Extravaganza for Moderately Talented Jewish Young People" on a "Hangers-on" Scholarship.
At camp, Mitzi exposed herself to other performers and learned essential life skills such as: plate spinning, improvisational jazz dance,
Yiddish Butter Churning, and Hog Hollaring. In her final summer at IJBSEMTJYP, Mitzi encountered a young man, name of Samuel Davis Jr.
Young. Mitzi was enchanted by the four foot performer and begged to become his understudy in "Hey, There's a Fiddler in My Coop".
Mr.Davis Jr. imparted much of his sage-ish wisdom and gladly shared his top bunk for several magical hours. Mitzi takes credit for being the
first person to call him "Sammy Boy Jingles".
While performing in the musical version of "No Exit" she broke her coccyx during an unscheduled costume change.
During her recovery, Mitzi began working as a dancer and cocktail waitress at her Uncle Schmendrick's restaurant "The Clam Digger" in Akron Ohio.
One "semi-tragic" night, she heard a young comedian/balloon-artist heckle* her from across the room; It took her breath away. That man was of course, Salvadore Arnold Leiberman.
Sal and Mitzi are together to this very day, and if you want to know the gory details of their decades long marriage, then you'll just have to buy the
book "Rubbin' The Right Way" it's 80% off you cheap bastards!
Currently, Mitzi can be found pouring over scripts at her production company "Dazzling Performances and Pantsuits".
She's in the midst of working on a series of moving pictures that target senior citizens with over active glands.
The shows are entitled,
"Hard Candy" and their success has opened up a whole new market of what she calls "Very Adult Films".
Sal is set to star and brings his substantial talent and Terretts-like heckling to each role. In one "touching" episode,
Mitzi makes an unscheduled appearance as a stripper named "Butterscotch." Her next project tackles bulimia wherein she plays
both mother and daughter in a hilarious romp about suburban crime called, "Mommy, Where's Your Smile?".
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